Hussie the Troll God, A Xmas Carol

[5:26:37 PM] LadyNight95: *to the tune of frosty the snowman*

[5:26:44 PM] LadyNight95: HUSSIE, THE TROLL GOD
[5:26:58 PM] LadyNight95: WAS A JOLLY JACKASS SOUL
[5:27:28 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: WITH A STOLEN BROOM
[5:28:15 PM] LadyNight95: AND SOME FAKE-ASS HORNS
[5:28:26 PM] LadyNight95: AND A BEAR HUNG ON HIS WALLLLL

[5:28:34 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: HUSSIE, THE TROLL GOD
[5:30:22 PM] LadyNight95: IS A FAIRYTALE THEY SAY
[5:31:35 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT 'CAUSE HIS READERS KNOW
[5:32:13 PM] LadyNight95: HOW HE CAME TO LIFE ONE DAY

[5:32:45 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MIRACLES IN THAT OLD LINK THEY FOUND
[5:33:19 PM] LadyNight95: FOR WHEN THEN HOVERED OVER IT
[5:33:23 PM] LadyNight95: HE BEGAN TO DANCE AROUND

[5:34:11 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: OH, HUSSIE THE TROLL GOD
[5:35:50 PM] LadyNight95: WAS ALIVE AS HE COULD BE
[5:36:09 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: AND THE READERS SAY HE COULD TEASE AND PLAY
[5:36:47 PM] LadyNight95: AND FUCK AROUND WITH YOU AND MEEE

[5:37:02 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: FUCKETY FUCK FUCK
[5:37:06 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: FUCKETY FUCK FUCK
[5:37:42 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: LOOK AT HUSSIE TROLL
[5:37:55 PM] LadyNight95: FUCKETY FUCK FUCK
[5:38:01 PM] LadyNight95: FUCKETY FUCK FUCK
[5:38:05 PM] LadyNight95: LOOK AT THOSE UPDATES GO!

[5:39:26 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: HUSSIE THE TROLL GOD
[5:40:20 PM] LadyNight95: KNEW THE SCRATCH WAS ON ITS WAY
[5:41:31 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: SO HE SAID "FUCK THIS,"
[5:41:42 PM] LadyNight95: "LETS KILL OFF SOME KIDS"
[5:43:23 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: "'CAUSE THEY'LL ALL BE GODS SOME DAY"

[5:44:31 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: UP TO THE MANSION
[5:44:57 PM] LadyNight95: WITH A BROOMSTICK IN HIS HAND
[5:45:09 PM] LadyNight95: RUNNING HERE AND THERE
[5:45:20 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: FLAILING EVERYWHERE
[5:47:14 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: SAYING "FUCK YOU SCRATCH, YOU'RE DEAD."

[5:49:26 PM] LadyNight95: HE LED THE READERS TO A WALL
[5:56:55 PM] LadyNight95: AND SAT DOWN WITH A PLONK
[5:59:10 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: HE DIDN'T STOP HIS TYPING WHEN
[5:59:16 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: HE HEARD GAMZEE HOLLER "HONK!"

[6:00:48 PM] LadyNight95: FOR HUSSIE, THE TROLL GOD
[6:00:56 PM] LadyNight95: HAD TO HURRY ON HIS WAY
[6:04:05 PM] LadyNight95: SAYING "OH SHIT, GOTTA FUCK WITH THESE KIDS"
[6:04:14 PM] LadyNight95: "NOW BEFORE THEY FLY AWAY"

[6:06:42 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: FUCKETY FUCK FUCK
[6:06:46 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: FUCKETY FUCK FUCK
[6:06:50 PM] ѕтαяѕ мιχ: LOOK AT HUSSIE TROLL
[6:07:10 PM] LadyNight95: FUCKETY FUCK FUCK
[6:07:14 PM] LadyNight95: FUCKETY FUCK FUCK
[6:07:39 PM] LadyNight95: LOOK AT THOSE UPDATES GO!